Four Zen Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: It was just crossing the road.

redux:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Road and chicken are one, therefore crossing is impossible.

redux-redux:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: I once knew a man who weighed over 300 pounds.

moving on:
Q: What did the Zen Buddhist child say when he was trying to impress his mother?

A: "Look ma, no mind!"